We just realised we've become a new
acronym, we used to be YUPPIES (Young Upwardly mobile something-or-others),
then we were DINKS (Dual Income No Kids) but now we've degenerated
to ZITs (Zero Income Travelers), or is that NITs (No Income
Travelers), either way it's nowhere near as glamorous as being
Still, at least as ZITs we can do what
we want and go where we like, something we couldn't do while
climbing the corporate ladder, the only ladder climbing I
do these days gets me onto the roof to clean the solar panels.
STOP PRESS: Chris just came up with
another one, Unemployed No Income Travelers, or UNITs. I think
I'd rather be a UNIT than a ZIT.
Till next time then, and remember,
Don't Dream it, Be it!
Thu 1 Jul 2010
Hurly burly alright, we've gone from seeing 5
vehicles a day to sometimes 5 at a time. Just a few kilometres up
the highway we turn into one of the abandoned WW2 airfields for
Not a bad spot, and only one other camper here
so it should be nice and quiet.
Later in the evening a car pulls up just about
30 metres away from us, at first I think they are going to camp
but as they are on the bitumen that's unlikely as they would have
to erect a tent which would be difficult on the hard surface.
They fiddle around for a while then let off the
first firework. You're not allowed to have anything that goes BANG
these days, just things that fizz.
Ah I remember when you could buy what was effectively
a stick of dynamite for a penny in the newsagent, honestly, how
do kids blow up letter boxes these days?
Still now I'm an old fart looking for a quiet
evening so I'm glad the fireworks only go "fizz". Still
they're too close for our liking so Chris goes over to have a go.
It seems that it's Territory day, the only day
you're allowed to let off any type of fireworks, and they have decided
to do so right next to our truck.
We're parked on the longest runway in the southern
hemisphere and they have to dick around next to us. The mind boggles,
still within a few minutes they pack up and bugger off, either they've
run out of fireworks or they are in search of a Chris-free area.
Fri 2 Jul 2010
We camp at King River East rest area just south
of Katherine, it's pretty crowded but at least we manage to find
a spot at the back overlooking the bush (and the toilet paper).
Chris dons gloves and picks up all the rubbish she can see from
Sun 4 Jul 2010
We're off today but first I wander over to talk
to some neighbours. Don & Fina are a nice couple and we chat
for quite some time, then it's time to leave as we want to get settled
somewhere in Katherine ready for tomorrows shopping expedition.
We originally plan to camp in the industrial area
just south of town, however as we enter Katherine's outskirts we
find a nice grassy area about 100m off the highway, it's in plain
view of the road but we'll see how we go.
Having parked the truck we do a recce looking
for places to get water and fuel. There is a tap behind the museum,
you pay $2 which we don't mind however it would be a bit of a squeeze
for the truck so we keep looking.
Then I remember that there was a fuel depot just
out of town on the northern side, we find it so fuel is sorted,
and while there I spot a tap across the road poking through the
fence of an abandoned fuel depot.
We return to the truck.
Mon 5 Jul 2010
Shopping day, God how I hate shopping. Chris on
the other hand loves spending hours browsing the shelves, reading
the labels to see if this product is 1c a tonne cheaper than another
I'd rather be down the clinic having my syphilis
treatment. But hey, that's just me.
After stowing all the food we settle down for
some quiet time, before long however I see the reflection of flashing
lights, maybe our time won't be so quiet after all.
I poke my head out the window to see the local
bush fire blokes setting fire to the scrub around us. I walk over
to see if we need to move but they say no, they'll come over and
back burn from the truck.
Backburning from the truck.
It's been warm enough lately to leave the bedroom
roof open at night which is great because we can lie there and see
the stars. Of course one has to be certain that the stars will in
fact be out all night and not be obscured by rain clouds after one
falls to sleep, a scenario we find ourselves faced with at some
ungodly hour in the morning.
Still a little rain in the bedroom never did any
Tue 6 Jul 2010
Back out to the fuel depot this morning to fill
up truck, car and jerry can. Then over road to the abandoned depot
to fill up with water.
While I'm doing so a bloke walks over from the
nearby road works and all but offers me a job driving the water
truck, and while it's not his place to hire he says his boss is
always looking to people.
Maybe next time.
We drive about 40k to the King River West rest
area, a reasonable camp spot off the highway. We drive down a dirt
track to get even further off the highway.
Thu 8 Jul 2010
We've heard that Flora National Park is very nice
so figure it's worth the 50k drive on a possibly rough dirt road
to have a look.
As it happens the road is as good as the highway
for the most part, which is a good thing because I have to say that
we are not very impressed with Flora and would have been really
pissed off if we had spent hours battling a bad road.
Not that there's anything wrong with it, it's
a pleasant enough spot, it's just not worth the drive to pay $13
a night to sit in a campground with no view.
We explore a further 16k in the car and do in
fact find a very nice bush camp on the banks of the river, it's
too small for the truck but for a car camper it would be ideal with
plenty of shade and ready access to the river (and the resident
crocs I'm sure must live here).
Anyway we'll stay a couple of days, the hot showers
and clean dunnies are welcome.
Fri 9 Jul 2010
The Graynomad bakery has been busy today, what
with a loaf of bread, a carrot cake, a chocolate slice and a roast
beef. Then there's been the clothes washing and general cooking.
OK so Chris did all that, but I'm sure you'll
agree that it can be just as hard writing about it.
Sat 10 Jul 2010
Small creek crossing near Flora NP.
Leaving Flora we drive towards Gregory National
Park. We have camped here before in a couple of nice places but
there seems to be "No Camping" signs everywhere now, so
we give the place a miss and continue west, finally camping where
the Buchanan Hwy (a dirt track that goes to Top Springs) meets the
We're only about 30k from Timber Creek where we
hope to stay for a while, probably at Big Horse camp a few kilometres
west of the town.
Mon 11 Jul 2010
On reaching Timber Creek we drive straight through
town with a view to setting up camp at the Big Horse campground,
about 13k to the west. However just out of town we encounter the
sign to Policeman's Point, we know there is a lookout here but aren't
sure if it's a good spot to camp so I leave the truck on the highway
and we drive 2k to the lookout in the car.
The second we see the place we return to get the
truck, this will do.
There are a few people already camped here and
while the best spot is not taken as such it's a bit close to others
and we don't like to be in people's faces if we can help it. So
we find another good spot and settle in.
Our neighbours are Ron and Moira, a nice couple
and Ron is into computing so we get on pretty well.
This finch is taking charcoal from a fire place, he picks and drops it a few times then loses interest.
Thu 14 Jul 2010
View of the river from the nearby escarpment. We're camped on the bank at the bottom right of the water.
Ron and Moira are off today so as soon as their
dust settles we move the truck, now we are right on the edge of
the bank and have a great view up and down the river.
View from the deck.
Chris dons gloves and picks up all the rubbish
she can see from the truck. Later we meet Stu the local council
worker, he much appreciates this and it works in our favour as he
says he wouldn't move us on even if he was told to.
I get an email from Peter today (a mate who is
building a motorhome on a brand-new MAN), apparently his new truck
is "refusing to proceed" because in it's wisdom it thinks
the brake pads are worn.
Much as I’d love a new truck that’s
total bullshit, fancy killing the whole vehicle because a break
pad has worn. Un-effing-believable! Only a city based engineer could
come up with that, what are you supposed to in outback Remote-astan
with this problem, and even if the brake pads are
worn, so what! You still need to get into a town.
As you may know I'm a computer geek from way back,
I love having computers do clever stuff. But this is some sort of
politically correct (ooo it's dangerous to drive with worn brake
The sad thing is that it's normal now to have
a computer tell you whether or not you can drive your vehicle, and
unfortunately the people who make the decisions about these matters
all live in Tokyo or Frankfurt and have no idea about bodging up
a vehicle to limp 500k to the nearest town. After all there's a
dealer just down the autobahn right?
Yes it's dangerous to drive with worn brake pads,
but if you're in the middle of a desert when they wear out you have
no choice but to keep driving.
Great bower bird.
Fri 17 Jul 2010
Corellas eating nectar from flowers.
Black kite taking a bath.
Corella in flight.
Sun 19 Jul 2010
Someone tells us about a tap in town where you
are just about guaranteed to see the rare Gouldian Finch, so Chris
and I drive down to have a look. On our arrival we see a photographer
set up with a large lens pointed at the tap. This is a good sign.
I brought my camera just in case so I sit on the
ground next to him for a while and do get a couple of reasonable
I'll have to come back with a chair and spend
some time here I think.
Tue 20 Jul 2010
This morning I'm up nice and early and drive back
down to the tap.
Bird photo alert: If you aren't
interested in bird photos you may want to skip this part.
All manner of finches and honey eaters.
Then when I get back home I see the local jabiru
fishing in the shallows.
And you reckon you have to work hard for a meal.
Wed 21 Jul 2010
Thu 22 Jul 2010
Bob and Di arrive today in their bus "Roadhouse".
We've known them since our Canberra days but haven't caught up with
each other for several years. They've been working and travelling
in WA for about three years and are now heading back east, meanwhile
we've been working and travelling in the east for about three years
and are now heading back to WA.
So at Timber Creek we are finally all in the same
place at the same time.
Corella and sun sparkles.
That's a nice big fish for the jabiru.
This sea eagle is trying to steal the jabiru's fish.
Mrs Jabiru has turned up (females have yellow eyes).
A spot of fly fishing on the Victoria River.
The jabiru puts on another show.
Fri 23 Jul 2010
Sun 1 Aug 2010
Bob was in town the other day and volunteered
me to judge the artwork in the Timber Creek show which is on today.
So at 10 Chris and I drive into town, Chris judges the school kids
paintings and I judge the photography.
After a couple of hours we declare that we've
had enough social interaction for one day and we go back to the
While sitting in the lounge looking at nothing
in particular I see a huge croc float past, he must be 4 metres
long if he's an inch and he's just drifting with the tide, right
where I get water every couple of days.
I've seen large salties many times but there's
something exciting about seeing one drift past your lounge room,
several metres below I admit, but exciting nonetheless.
Mon 2 Aug 2010
The man from MilSkil dropped in today. What's
MilSkil you ask? Well I'm not sure exactly but they have some coordinating
roll in the "Pitch Black" military exercises and they
want to know if we'll be here tonight.
Apparently the Air force guys need a target to
find in the darkness. "Yeah we'll be here" I say, "but
don't drop anything on us".
He says we probably won't even hear them, but
for quite some time after dark we do hear planes above.
Thu 5 Aug 2010
White-breasted woodswallow who looks like he's had his head in a flower.
Sat 7 Aug 2010
I notice from the lounge room that the jabiru
has caught another fish, it's a big one and he has to place it on
the ground to stab it and break it into bite-sized pieces.
I've seen him do this many times, however this
time there's a complication, two freshies are after a free meal.
Check out these bad boys looking for a free meal.
For about half an hour the poor bird walks backwards
and forwards trying to keep his meal from the crocs, why he doesn't
just walk away from the water I don't know.
Mon 9 Aug 2010
I seldom photograph sunsets but this looks nice.
Tue 10 Aug 2010
We've been getting progressively less level lately
as the blocks sink into the ground, so today I move the truck a
couple of feet and reset them.
To my surprise they all have termites. Now not
many motorhomers have a termite problem, still I think that's a
good indication that we're travelling at about the right speed.
Thu 12 Aug 2010
Our huge saltie croc mate is back, this time swimming
slowly against the flow. We watch him for some time as he cruises
along the river bank, probably looking for a careless kangaroo to
come down for a drink as we see them do quite frequently.
This is all you can see at times, a small ripple in the water.
Here he is cruising the shore, right where I crossed the other day to take the next photo.
We think this might be the big boy's girlfriend as this one is only 2-3 metres long.
Or maybe he's waiting for me to cross over to
the island again, something I've done a few times albeit only when
the tide was so low that I hardly got my feet wet.
I got talking to a local the other day and he
says that the blackfellas used to avoid crossing the river here
because there was a big daddy croc that would chase you across the
rocks. Apparently if they did cross here they'd take a couple of
dogs with them to throw to the croc if he got too close.
True or false? I don't know but I'm not in a hurry
to cross the river again that's for sure.
A large freshie sunning itself.
A small freshie, head up and bum down.
Sun 15 Aug 2010
An egret ponders the meaning of life the universe and everything in the late afternoon light.
Sat 21 Aug 2010
Election day, not that we care all that much but
part of the reason we're still here is so that we can watch the
election on TV. We'll leave tomorrow when we know the result.
And just to force the issue we run out of water
tonight, we filled up in Katherine on the 6th of July, that's 46
days which isn't too bad. We have of course been getting water from
the river for washing which has helped a lot, but on the other hand
we haven't been particularly frugal with the water because we know
we can fill up in town.
Sun 22 Aug 2010
Well I guess nobody knows the
election result, still we'll go anyway. We've been here about 6
weeks now and I have to say this is one of the best places we've
ever camped, a few too many people for our liking but that's more
than made up for by the scenery, the town is quite pleasant as well,
and to think we've just driven straight through in the past.
We drive into town and fill up water at one of
the taps used for watering the council lawns. While doing so we
realise that there is a public shower in the council offices (so
we find that on the last day after 6 weeks) and we have a nice long
hot shower as well.
Filling up with water outside the council yards.
It's only about 2 o'clock so we decide to drive
a short way, finally stopping in a rest area about 50k west of Timber
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